GALACTIC GULP: ALIEN FRUIT JUICE EXPOSED!

Zorp's Zesty Delight from the Frigid Reaches of space has become the hottest craze on Earth! But is it safe? This juicy concoction, made from alien fruits and unfamiliar plants, has caused quite a stir. Will you dare to taste it? Whispers abound about the effects of this mystifying juice. Many believe it grants superhuman strength and energizes t